Click here to see more girls with Future Lower Back Problems.
I post what is trending online. I do not own any of these pictures, videos, articles, etc. and neither do I claim to own them. I just want to promote their sites and share what is trending.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
5 Brain Hacks That Give You Mind-Blowing Powers
Sure, you could improve yourself the normal way, with hard work and
years of slow, incremental progress. Or you could use some of your body's built-in cheat codes and just hack your way to awesometown.
These hacks come with various degrees of difficulty, but no risk or potential for injury. And actual scientists say that all of them work.
These hacks come with various degrees of difficulty, but no risk or potential for injury. And actual scientists say that all of them work.
Sex Statistics: What are you doing in bed
We surveyed
over 27,000 of you on some of the most intimate details of your sex
life, then we processed all your weird answers and turned them into the
sexiest thing on Earth: infographics. Read on, perverts!
Monday, March 25, 2013
100 Epic Boobs Demotivational Posters
What are you famous for? The answer to this
question is probably either “nothing” or maybe “that sports thing I did
in high school.”
Well, Alix Bromley is famous for being “Epic Boobs Girl,” which I think ranks somewhere between the aforementioned two.
She came to prominence when her massive chest became the focus of a few well-spread demotivational posters.
But why should Alix get all the attention?
Plenty of busty women have secured spots in demotivationals and not
received as much attention.
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Beware the Boob Stare
Looking at breasts — it’s an activity as old
as breasts themselves. (At least I assume so, I wasn’t around when
breasts were first invented by that pervert God.)
Studies show that even women like to sneak a peek at cleavage.
And I believe it. As a guy, I never check out another man’s bulge, but,
I mean, come on, if guys were constantly wearing push-up briefs,
shoving their junk where everyone could see it, I’d probably start
comparing eventually.
Anyway, here’s a gallery of men doing what men do best. Until they get caught.
This week in Facebook Idiocy
In this week’s Facebook Idiocy we examine some truly unsafe drivers, women who should be required to pass a parenting test, and more! Every week on the Internet we see screen shots of unfortunate interactions on everybody’s favorite social network, Facebook. If we’re lucky enough we actually get to encounter these hilarious lapses of judgment but alas we are not all so lucky. But don’t despair, we here at Guyism are now offering you the very best in weekly Facebook mishaps. Whether you’re looking for the funniest Facebook fails, ultimate Facebook cringe, or enjoy seeing some Facebook win, I’ll try to provide a bit of everything here. So contrary to the name, you may in fact find some hilarious Facebook statuses here that don’t necessarily fall into the idiotic category.
Click here to see more.
Click here to see more.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
I’m still hurting from the weekend….FLBP (75 Photos)
By the way, FLBP means Future Lower Back Problems.
Butts That Make You Go Mmmm (20 Pics)
We’re back again with some beautiful backsides. Something about two long
legs that go up and make a nice round ass out of themselves really
makes me happy. It’s almost as if the Earth was a big ball of energy.
Half of it is negative, and the rest is positive. War mongering
dictators, baby rapers, and telemarketers make up the negative, while
Bacon, fast cars, and nice asses make up the positive. It’s like the
dark side vs the light side in Star Wars. Anyway, every time a nice ass
gets posted on the internet, the light side grows a bit more. It will
take awhile, but my money is on humanity. Ladies, keep taking
pictures…You’re doing your part.
Click here to see the pictures
Click here to see the pictures
5 Famous People You Didn't Know Have Real Mutant Powers
Mutants are very real, and they are among us -- in our TVs, and our iPods, and our sexual fantasies. We've already told you
about some famous people whose careers benefited from their
little-known physical mutations, but the world is full of iconic figures
who rode a deformity or mutation to fame and fortune. For example ...
Click here to read the full article.
Click here to read the full article.
Saturday, March 16, 2013
How to TEXT a girl
This is such a common problem that guys have!
What text do you send to a girl after you get her number?
Sounds simple right? But, if it’s so simple, then why do so many guys end up with FLAKEY numbers?
I believe, that when I give my number to a guy I have met, that there is POTENTIAL! However, guys usually screw it up when it comes to the text message, and as a result like most girls, I decide to be a FLAKE!
Watch the video here.
What text do you send to a girl after you get her number?
Sounds simple right? But, if it’s so simple, then why do so many guys end up with FLAKEY numbers?
I believe, that when I give my number to a guy I have met, that there is POTENTIAL! However, guys usually screw it up when it comes to the text message, and as a result like most girls, I decide to be a FLAKE!
Watch the video here.
Meet Kezia Noble the sex guru
29 year old Kezia Noble is a self-made millionaire who earns $6000 a
week dishing out seduction advice to men. The glamor girl claims she is
not only helping men to get women into bed but actually assisting them
to meet women who they can have a meaningful relationship with
(Waa-waa).
Click here to see more of her.
Click here to see more of her.
Girls of Maxim: Stephanie Dakota
We don’t know if model Stephanie is North or South Dakota - the only state we’re definitely in right now is one of excitement.
To see more of her pictures, click here.
How Soon Will She Let You Bang Her?
Knowing how soon a girl is willing to sleep with you is incredibly
important, especially if you’re agenda is to bang 50 chicks by the end
of the year. Sure, if you’re agenda is to land that really “good” girl
and turn her into your wife, you might not care about wasting a few
months of your life trying to get the bang.
That being said, I’m sure that most of you reading this would like to know ASAP if she’s DTF because if she’s not, you’re probably going to get it quicker trying it with a different chick.
When it comes down to it, I like to think there are 2 kinds of prospects:
Click here to read the full article.
That being said, I’m sure that most of you reading this would like to know ASAP if she’s DTF because if she’s not, you’re probably going to get it quicker trying it with a different chick.
When it comes down to it, I like to think there are 2 kinds of prospects:
Click here to read the full article.
Drunken St. Paddy’s Day Girls Debauchery
With all the tomfoolery and drunkness that occurs on St. Paddy’s Day, girls partying braless in green shirts will be some of the least wild things you’ll see in the bars or on the streets this Sunday.
Getting weird is what drunk girls do. Whether they’re drinking Guinness and whiskey for Ireland, or partying on Spring Break, inebriated coeds are guaranteed entertainment.
Friday, March 15, 2013
The 30 Sexiest Twitter Accounts To Follow in 2013
The Twitosphere isn’t going anywhere so we might as well get use to it.
In other words, get on board or be sitting at the docks waving at all the people as they sail away. Twitter isn’t a fad anymore, it is the concrete foundation of social media. As long as we have iPhone’s and social networks, Twitter will thrive.
Not only will it rule the world, it will turn nobody’s into somebody’s. It will take the women we dream about into rockstars. It already has.
Twitter has become the fastest way to fame since the invention of the Television. If you can find a niche, you can find a way into the world of social media and flip that into stardom. Or you can simply be hot. That works too.
And since most of you use Twitter but aren’t sure why, here are at least 30 reasons why Twitter and beautiful women are the greatest combination ever.
Click here to see more.
In other words, get on board or be sitting at the docks waving at all the people as they sail away. Twitter isn’t a fad anymore, it is the concrete foundation of social media. As long as we have iPhone’s and social networks, Twitter will thrive.
Not only will it rule the world, it will turn nobody’s into somebody’s. It will take the women we dream about into rockstars. It already has.
Twitter has become the fastest way to fame since the invention of the Television. If you can find a niche, you can find a way into the world of social media and flip that into stardom. Or you can simply be hot. That works too.
And since most of you use Twitter but aren’t sure why, here are at least 30 reasons why Twitter and beautiful women are the greatest combination ever.
Click here to see more.
Erin Go Bra-Less for St. Patrick’s Day 2013
While celebrating St. Patrick’s Day this
Sunday, you’ll likely hear someone yell the Gaelic phrase “Erin Go
Bragh” which loosely translates to “Ireland Forever.”
“Bragh” can be pronounced like “bra”
and if you’re fratty enough, “brah”. With Spring in the air,
temperatures warming, and women shedding layers of clothing, we thought
we’d celebrate Irish pride with a photo gallery of girls going braless. They’ll have your Irish eyes smiling.
6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)
The only thing more awesome than an urban legend turning out to be
true is if that same legend involves some sort of nefarious sex or groin
related hilarity.
Luckily, all of these qualify.
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Luckily, all of these qualify.
Click here to see the rest of the article. Read more.
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
15 Tips for Talking to Women and Attracting them like Crazy
Many men are never taught how to talk to women. Because of this many guys go through
life without the ability to attract a woman. Here are 15 tips to help
make sure you aren’t making mistakes with the women you’d like to
attract:
Read the full article here.
Read the full article here.
5 Shocking Scenes You won't Believe are in the Bible
It seems like for every person who has sat down and studied the
Christian Bible cover to cover, there are several hundred who know only
what they picked up from half-remembered Sunday school lessons and that
Mel Gibson movie. So, as we've covered previously, many of the things we think came straight out of the Bible actually aren't mentioned in there at all.
But if many of the most iconic features of Christianity aren't taking up space in the holy book, it makes one wonder just what, in fact, is in there. Well, for starters, there's ...
But if many of the most iconic features of Christianity aren't taking up space in the holy book, it makes one wonder just what, in fact, is in there. Well, for starters, there's ...
5 Biggest Badass Popes
It used to be that to become pope, you had to sit pantsless in a
horseshoe-shaped chair and let a couple of cardinals see if you had the
goods. If you passed, they'd yell "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes!"
(He has testicles, and they hang well!) It's true, in those days it took balls to become pope.
Back then, the Papacy was reserved for the hardasses, guys you wouldn't mess with--the gangsters, the demon-summoners, the corpse-digger-uppers. Here are the ones we consider the biggest badasses. And, no, we didn't make any of this up.
Click here to read more.
Back then, the Papacy was reserved for the hardasses, guys you wouldn't mess with--the gangsters, the demon-summoners, the corpse-digger-uppers. Here are the ones we consider the biggest badasses. And, no, we didn't make any of this up.
Click here to read more.
10 Django Unchained Quotes for Everyday Use
Any true Quentin Tarantino fan will tell you that part
of what makes his movies so engaging is the intense, genre-bending
dialogue present in his scripts. Characters can draw out a long scene,
dissecting Madonna’s “Like A Virgin” (Reservoir Dogs), quoting fake bible verses in a threatening fashion (Pulp Fiction), or even interrogating innocent Jews (Inglorious Basterds),
but never does it feel like you aren’t getting your money’s
worth–probably because all that tension and talking is preparing the
audience for a mind-blowing, oft-violent payoff.
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